When my wife goes somewhere a...

When my wife goes somewhere a husband running around the room and finds a place.

Nails grow from her husband terribly, shaking his head and his face is covered with small black dots.

Tenants abandoned by her husband's comfort and feed his swine Brawn. But abandoned by her husband loses appetite and an empty mainly drink tea.

At this time, his wife bathed in the lake and accidentally hurt his foot underwater snag. From under the driftwood comes up the pike, and his wife bites the heel. His wife comes out with a cry from the water and ran to the house. Towards the wife of the owner's daughter runs. Wife shows her daughter master leg wounds and asks her to bandage.

In the evening my wife wrote a letter to her husband, and a detailed description of your misfortune.

My husband reads the letter and worried to the point that drops from the hands of a glass of water that falls on the floor and split.

My husband collects shards of glass and hurt his arm.

Wounds bandaged finger, her husband sits down and writes a letter to his wife. Then he goes outside to throw the letter in the mail a mug.

But the man on the street is a cigarette box and in box 30 000.

My husband subscribes to urgently wife back, and they begin a happy life.

Daniil Kharms.